Darling, I know you may feel upset right now.
You think that things won’t get better.
But I promise you that they will. I don’t know when, but that means you have to live to see.
You are a wonderful, unique person that deserves to be on this planet.
I’ll be here for you no matter what. You are not alone.
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another